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Investment Philosophy - I

Posted by Chindian on Thursday, January 22, 2009 / Comments: (0)
Jan 22 2009

Investment Philosophy - I




Choosing Share market for investment is like having a Girl friend.












Choosing Bank fixed deposit is like a Wife.




Share market is like having a girl friend because, you don't know when you will feel pressure or pleasure with both.
You need to choose the right portfolio to invest otherwise your money will goes away from you within weeks time as like girl friend will left.


Banks deposit is like having a wife because, you will get a fixed interest on your investment and your money is safe.

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Investment Philosophy - III

Posted by Chindian on Monday, January 19, 2009 / Comments: (0)
Jan 19 2009

Investment Philosophy - III




Possessing Debit fund is like having a Wife





Possessing Black money is like having an Extramarital affair/s




Possessing Debit fund is like having a Wife, because by paying exit load you can redeem your fund, similarly by paying money for maintenance you can get divorce from the wife.

Possessing Black money is like having an illegal relationship, because you don't know when you will loose your money through ACB raid, IT department raids or you can be robbed,etc.., similarly your illegal affair may come to an end by force because of your legal wife or because of the media or by any means.


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Lewinsky Scandal:
Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky became a household name, not to mention the butt of national jokes 10 years ago, after her sexual relationship with President Bill Clinton was revealed by confidant Linda Tripp. Lewinsky's name first surfaced on Jan. 19, 1998, on the Drudge Report. Three days later on Jan. 21, several mainstream news organizations began to report on the alleged relationship.

Since the scandal, Lewinsky started a handbag design company, hosted a reality TV show called "Mr. Personality," and poked fun at herself as a guest on "Saturday Night Live." Lewinsky also earned a degree from the London School of Economics but has complained to friends the taint of the scandal has made it difficult for her to find a job or get a boyfriend.




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Luckiest man in Bollywood

Posted by Chindian on Saturday, November 22, 2008 / Comments: (0)

Nov 22 2008

Luckiest man in Bollywood


One of the luckiest man in Bollywood.




Lucky because he has Father's brand value and Wife's face value.


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తండ్ర్తి బ్రాండ్ వేల్యూ,
ఆలి పేస్ వేల్యూ .








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