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2-dimensional

Nov 30 2008

2-dimensional



If you feel Chindian Quotes are dual in nature, then you are wrong. Actually they are not dual they are 2-dimensional..




Let me explain what I mean to say dual in nature and 2-dimensional.

Dual :- If the same person understands the quote with two different meanings with reference to one common view.

2-dimensional :- If the same person understands the quote with two different meanings with reference to two views.

Note:- Here "view" means
Reader's way of thinking or knowledge on the quotes subject.


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Inglish

Nov 29 2008

Inglish




I am committed to Promote Inglish. Because in future, Indian methodology, Indian Spirituality, Indian brands and Indians way of thinking will be popular in the world, then why not Indian English?


Inglish = Indain English.






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2-dimensional

Formula 20-2-20

Difficult to define

PAPAM-II

Terrorists

Papam -1


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Formula 20-2-20

Nov 28 2008

Formula 20-2-20


Time needed to prepare a Chindian quote.




Time required to read it or to understand the quote.




Time required
to forward the link to your friends. (20 sec).


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Difficult to define

Nov 27 2008

Difficult to define



In this world of Human beings, two things are difficult to define.

1) the God
2) Politicians







the God, because all religions says God ( I am saying about the God, not the god) doesn't have any name, any form, any character, any taste, any place, any religion, and they also say we can't define the God.

Politicians, because we don't know when they form a alliance or when they divide, yesterdays enemies are today's friends. you want proof or latest example??? take the case of Congress party and Samajwadi party Dostana (friendship) in the year 2008 and breakup in 2009



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PAPAM-II

Nov 25 2008

PAPAM - II(Sin)



What can be the best acronym in English for the Telugu word PAPAM ?? (equivalent English meaning for Papam is Sin)


Politicians And Plastic And Media.








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Terrorists

Nov 24 2008

Terrorists



Join Chindian Quotes

All Muslims are not terrorists, unfortunately 99.99% terrorists claim themselves as real Muslims
.





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Papam -1

Nov 23 2008



PAPAM (Sin)


What can be the best acronym in English for the Telugu word PAPAM ?? (equivalent English meaning for Papam is Sin)


Population And Pollution And Militants.









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Luckiest man in Bollywood


Nov 22 2008

Luckiest man in Bollywood


One of the luckiest man in Bollywood.




Lucky because he has Father's brand value and Wife's face value.


వారే వా, సుడి అంటే ఇలా ఉండాలి

తండ్ర్తి బ్రాండ్ వేల్యూ,
ఆలి పేస్ వేల్యూ .








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a prayer from my heart

Nov 21 2008
A prayer from my heart


Oh, Master/God


Save me from today's world,
Guide me to reach the goal,
Use me in your work.



Explanation:-

Save me from today's world threats like terrorism, recession, global warming,etc,...
Guide me to reach the goal, that is nothing but to become like how you want me to become.
Use me in your divine work. so that I will be useful to you.



Preface:-

Exactly one week before 26/11/2008 terror attacks in Mumbai, I was traveling in a RTC bus in the morning, suddenly I started experiencing a new and different condition. It is very difficult to explain that, it's like a mixture of fear, hope, surrender, obedience. Instantly 3 words (save,guide and use) came into my mind and I was able to give a word form but I was sluggish to forward this. I don't know why it was happened to me. But today I published this to you.

I hope you will also feel this prayer with your heart.




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Bring the Best

Nov 20 2008

Bring the Best

Pressure and Pleasure will bring the best and the worst in Human beings. Without these we can't exhibit our hidden talents.


Pressure to prove ourselves, take care of the family, to earn the money, to do more work to get good impression from the boss, to achieve our goals, to overcome the competition, etc,............,

Pleasure--> to satisfy our desires.








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2-dimensional

Formula 20-2-20

Difficult to define

PAPAM-II

Terrorists

Papam -1

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New trend in India

Nov 19 2008


New trend in India




I would like to mention about a new trend happening in India. i.e., Exporting Spirituality and Yoga to the world and Importing Terrorism from the world.



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Typical Indian mentality

Nov 18 2008


Typical Indian mentality




We will buy good quality Computers / Laptops with the cost of Rs.25,000 to

30,000/-.




We will pay Rs.500/- + monthly for the good Internet connection.





But we don't want to pay Rs. 2/- + daily for a good anti-virus software.




To be safe from computer virus we go for a cracked version or

hacked version which comes to us for free ( with low quality).



Similarly we want good governance, we want good transportation facilities,

we want good medical facility. But we don't want to Vote for a good person

( who promises and fulfills the promises). Just we Vote for a person who

belongs to our caste or our region in emotion and with sentiments and we

sayIndian Politics are worst.




Moral of the quote:-

Use good and genuine products for the safety. Cast your vote for a genuine

person irrespective of the caste and region.



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Pen & Vote

Nov 17 2008

Pen & Vote




The Pen is mightier than the Sword.





Vote is mightier than the AK-47.



These two are the simple and powerful tools to fight against to the corruption

and terrorism. It's the time to cast our vote to the right person who are against

to regionalism and casteism.








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Need of a Master

Nov 16 2008

Need of a Master (Guru)



Because " nature " will do only correction to the humanity, who are deviated, from the right path. By sending the Avatara's like Lord Rama, Krishna, ...., they will come to this world with the enormous powers and their main responsibility will be to destroy the evil, bad and to retain the good in this world.





Only the Guru, who can guide us to reach the highest goal, i.e., to become like God himself, I am saying to become like the God, not to become as the God. Masters like
Jesus Christ, Mohammad the prophet, Swami Vivekananda, Shri Ram Chandra ji, ..... ,






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redo and undo




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